Vets,

A man took his dog into a vets
the vet said sorry mate it's dead.
the man asked for a second oppinion
so the vet brought in a labrador dog
and the dog sniffed it and barked and
the vet said see I told you it's dead.
the man then asked for another oppinion
so the vet brought in a cat,
the cat had a good look and went Meow
and the vet said see I told you it's dead
then the vet said that will be £600-00
the bloke said you must be joking and the vet said
it would have been £50-00 only, but you did insist
on the lab work and the cat scan