News Flash

Two Flee's have won the lottery
They have bought a dog in Ibiza.

Hey, Always remember,

Time is a great healer.
...unless you've got a rash,
in which case you're better using ointment

Vets,

A man took his dog into a vets
the vet said sorry mate it's dead.
the man asked for a second oppinion
so the vet brought in a labrador dog
and the dog sniffed it and barked and
the vet said see I told you it's dead.
the man then asked for another oppinion
so the vet brought in a cat,
the cat had a good look and went Meow
and the vet said see I told you it's dead
then the vet said that will be £600-00
the bloke said you must be joking and the vet said
it would have been £50-00 only, but you did insist
on the lab work and the cat scan

How does Bob Marley like his donuts

Wi Jam in

Sales people on the phone

Do you know them people who phone
you up every night just as you sit down
to eat your evening meal,I got one last night
who wanted my son,He said good evening could
I speak to Mr M Collins,I said no pal he is not in,
He replied When would be a convenient time to
call back,and I said "When he is in,"
and he hung up on me,
you just can't help some people can you

Sports news

Would you let David James
wash your best china cups.??

Literature Section

I once wrote a novel,
I gave it to a mate of mine
Who's job happened to be
an astronaut? He said he
would take my novel with him
On his next trip into space
and this he did. When he Got
back to Earth,I phoned him
and I asked him if he had
read my book and guess what??
He said he couldn't put it down.

Sport Section

Do you know the rugby team WASPS.?
Do they have a bee team.?

Sports news

So Sir Alex Ferguson has bought Wayne Roney
For 30 million ,he must be a looney
He is injured right now and that is such a pity
If he wanted a challenge,he should have signed for Man city

It took Kelly Holmes 2 hours yesterday to travel
around her small village in a open top bus
WHY DIDN'T SHE RUN IT !!!

Police have arrested 120 top jockeys for horse fixing
they were all taken away in one police car..

Gig Guide for the coming month

Thursday,7th October The Topic Folk Club (Bradford)
I am supporting a band called The Queensbury Rules
Plus a 6 song set by Me
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-middlewich festival. Winter Warmer Weekend
Friday October 8th and Saturday October 9th 2004
Friday night Upstairs in the Boars Head DOORS OPEN 6.00
7.00 – 7.45 Sproggs
8.00 – 9.00 The Moobs
9.30 – late The Queensbury Rules
Saturday afternoon at the Boars Head
An afternoon of blues and harmonies with;
1.00 - 2.00 Dai Thomas
2.00 – 3.00 Dai Thomas with Craig ‘blues’ workshop
4.15 – 5.00 Mike Lennon singer songwriter
5.15 – 5.45 Mike Dove
6 – 7.30 Tea Time with Breeze and Wilson (and guests!)
8.00 Folk Session downstairs Blues session upstairs*
depends on timing
Dom and Ann English will open with
a couple of his own songs

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Friday 15th October

The Dry Bar M/C

About 1-00pm

A book signing by Colin Blainey

an old mate of mine,plus I will be playing

A few Ancoats songs along the way

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Tuesday 19th October

The Sound Garden

Blackfriers Street M/C 8-00pm

Ria Bright
Dominic Collins
John McKay
Dom Carlton
Kirrin

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Thursday 29th October The Globe Glossop
From New York; Sean Altman
From Israel; Goldoolins (trio)
Jack Cooper plus guest (more info to follow!!!)
Ann English
Steve Odonoghue
Dominic Collins
ColinWakeford
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25th November Imperial Palace ,Las Vegas
I have not got a gig there,
just thought I would let you know
I am going !!
(HE HE!!!)